What do you call a native american moving at terminal velocity?
Someone tell me what is so wonderful about life.
My okcupid profile has to be one of the most outrageous things I’ve ever created on the internet. The funny part is that it’s because I fill out everything on there candid as fuck.
I’ve been deprived of most of my emotion. I fucking hate panic attacks.
My question is, will his torn rotator cuff (which may or may not be in question) make it so there’s no company or will I have to put a bunch of weight on my back…figuratively of course. Great expression about a moving job. I need that $15 an hour forreal tho
When I put in my two week notice at work, I’m not telling anyone except my brother and the managers. Just so I can slip out the back. Fuck announcing that shit I don’t want a two week bitchfest with people acting like they’re gonna miss me. FUCK THAT
I know why my Dad was a player…there’s so many girls that I wanna date damnit!!!! I wish I could date them all but that’s not too acceptable now is it? Oh man…